500daysofsassy:

I Had Three Days To Do My Homework But I Started It At 9pm The Night Before - The Musical



  • Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
  • Even bigger plot twist: Everyone agrees on who won.
  • The Biggest Plot Twist: You finish the game of Monopoly.

hipsterhispanics:

sorry mom can’t go to school today

i have the ugly


citruscandy:

yes, i’m a pigeon

yes, i play video games

xoxo


When I kill a mosquito on the wall:

sodamnrelatable:

 ( ) Clean the wall because I do not like blood-stained wall.

(X) Leave the body to serve as warning to the others.

via sodamnrelatable


When writing a long essay in school:

Your handwriting in the introduction:

Your handwriting in the last paragraph:


violinish:

1. close your eyes
2. mouse over picture

3.open your eyes and dont touch the mouse!
4. guess where that shit is.. 


vanillish:

walking to math class


rlyhigh:

…and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”